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Hawthorn, CA — Today, in a string of Tweets, SpaceX announced that they will be putting the Crew and Cargo Dragon capsules in a fairing to "improve the aerodynamics". This announcement comes after the last Cargo Dragon mission, where SpaceX engineers noticed something was awry. "It was the strangest thing," said

VAB, Kennedy Space Center — Today, NASA announced in a press conference that after stacking the universal stage adapter, they didn't secure it to SLS properly, so when a worker on SLS leaned on the adapter, it fell right off. "Everything broke," said chief SLS designer Silliw Divad, "after falling off,

Houston, TX --- Today 3 hours in to a 6 hour spacewalk, the solar panels on the ISS rapidly deployed, causing one of the astronauts on the spacewalk to get shot out at 100ms in to deep space. The ISS has many safety precautions including a tether that gets tied

Starbase, TX — Today, SpaceX announced that they will take sn16 on a hypersonic flight, but in an unusual way. In a tweet from SpaceX CEO Melon Eusk, he stated that "We might use sn16 for a hypersonic flight test by using sn15 as a booster to get it up to

Starbase, TX — Today, SpaceX announced they will be launching Elon Musk on an external seat of starship for its orbital flight next month. This comes after Branson and Bezos' said that they will both be flying on their own rockets to space in the upcoming months. While Spacex hasn't said

Starbase, TX — Today, SpaceX announced that they will be replacing lunar starship with a full falcon 9. It appears that they are doing this because of the amount of time that it is taking to re-secure the NASA contract, and they still want to have a working lander even if

Cape Canaveral, FL — Today, the police have found a fully intact BE-4 in the offices of ULA after it was reportedly stolen from Blue Origins facility yesterday afternoon. Security camera footage from inside of the Blue Origin facility shows Tory Bruno under disguise wheeling out the BE-4 engine in a

Starbase, TX --- Today SpaceX announced that they will be removing the forward flaps from starship, and letting the aft flaps do all of the heavy lifting. In a statement posted on their website just minutes ago, SpaceX said that they will remove the flaps from sn-16, so that they

Bethesda, MD — Today, Lockeed Martin announced a partnership with GM to put a Chevy Bolt on the moon. This Bolt will be specially equipped with weights that will weigh it down so it can drive like a normal volt on the moon. They also announced that it will have a

Houston, TX — Today, NASA announced that they have nominated ULA seagull to be the first bird on the moon. Here to elaborate is the director of Johnson space center, Shelix Flang ULA seagull is possibly the most prominent parody account on twitter right now, and in order to spread the

Houston, TX — Today, NASA announced in a press conference that they will be taking the Saturn V's on display and flying them while SLS continues development so that they can reach their targeted lunar landing date of 2024. We reached out to the director of Johnson space center, Shelix Flang,

Starbase, TX — Today, SpaceX announced that it will take 11 of its starship prototypes (sn 15-26) and bolt them together to make an orbital capable rocket. Here to give more insight into the design is JT Cooney, the head Starship designer There's no real practical use for this, we just

Mahia peninsula, NZ — Recently, Rocket Lab's "running out of toes" mission had a failed second stage ignition it the upper atmosphere, resulting in a loss of mission, or at least that's what we thought. After launch, a member of the Rocket Lab recovery crew, named Beter Peck, tweeted out this

Starbase, TX — Today, the stray long march booster that has been in the news has re-entered the atmosphere, but it didn't burn up in the atmosphere nor land in the ocean.  No, it re-entered over Boca Chica, and propulsively landed on the landing pad. This comes as a shock to

Starbase, TX — As a retaliation from our last article about ULA seagull's plans to sabotage sn15's flight (which you can find here) Boca Chica crane reached out to us and told us what he will do to counter ULA seagull. Here's the interview Boca Chica crane: So.. you wanna know

Starbase, TX — We have conducted an interview with the ULA seagull on his plans for the flight of SN15, and here's what he had to say. ULA Seagull: Well you see, everyone will expect to see me flying. They think I’ll knock it off axis during descent triggering FTS

Starbase, TX — Today, SpaceX announced that they will be using starhopper once more as an orbital test vehicle. Harcus Mouse, a Raptor technician, who works closely with us, said: In order to test the super heavy booster, we decided to put starhopper on bn3's maiden flight. We will attempt to

Starbase, TX — SpaceX has announced that they will be launching all future starship prototypes from the roof of the midbay. This will be accomplished by cutting a hole in the ceiling of the midbay, allowing the flames to go right through. " We are going to need to speed up testing

Mojave Desert — Today, Stratolaunch announced that they will add to their aircraft, further cementing it as the largest aircraft ever built. In todays statement, Dim Tod, an aircraft designer, said " In order to keep our business model sustainable, we need to be able to launch larger rockets" This comes as

Las Cruces, NM– Arca Space is in some hot waters as Lipton cracks down on them with a lawsuit.  The lawsuit is stemmed from what Lipton considers to be patent infringement of there bulk tea production method, a machine also known as B.T.P. Lipton ambassador Hans Zoomer explained