NASA chooses ULA seagull to be the first bird on the moon

NASA chooses ULA seagull to be the first bird on the moon

Houston, TX — Today, NASA announced that they have nominated ULA seagull to be the first bird on the moon. Here to elaborate is the director of Johnson space center, Shelix Flang

ULA seagull is possibly the most prominent parody account on twitter right now, and in order to spread the message on how good SLS is, we decided to put him on the first demo landing attempt. This will allow us to have a intelligent (and horny) living being on board, which is much better then having no crew or having people on board. He has agreed to carry this out with us, and he will be launching in 2022

This shows ULA seagull's bravery dealing with rockets, and that he will not back down even on the most dangerous missions.

Photo credit : Seagull, Moon, bowl