NASA Forgets the stage adapter for the already built Orion Capsule

NASA Forgets the stage adapter for the already built Orion Capsule

Cape Canaveral, FL – For many days now, we have not heard any news on the stacking of the SLS. Yesterday, SpaceBoi, a member of the Apogee report team, travelled to the VAB to see what was going on.  What he heard next shocked him.

"We have kind of forgotten to manufacture the stage adapter between the Orion and the SLS and we will now have to stack the Orion on top of the ICLS with no adapter. This is the only way the program won't be delayed by 3 years," said Silliw Divad.

The rocket will lose its iconic look, and will look a little weird. Over the next days, NASA is going to try and stack Orion on top of the ICLS. "This is plain stupidity. I loved the old SLS look and they are just ruining it now.", said Jim Bridenstine, the former NASA administrator.  

When we tried to interview a stranger on the street regarding the blunder he just said, "Jeff who?" The fool forgot we were talking about SLS and not Jeff Bezos.