Congress replaces SLS with EcoRocket

Congress replaces SLS with EcoRocket, leading many to be concerned for absolutely no reason.

Congress replaces SLS with EcoRocket

Washington, DC – During a congress session today, a bill was voted on to replace NASAs’ Space Launch System (SLS) with Orca Spaces’ EcoRocket because it will be ready sooner and cost less. The vote was bipartisan and the President signed it the same day.

Although the EcoRocket slightly smaller than SLS, due to its high-tech water propulsion system, it can do everything SLS can do, but better. While SLS could only fling Orion on a Mars fly-by, the ultra-efficient EcoRocket could send Orion as far as Saturn.

While this bill is great news to tax payers, many space enthusiasts are very concerned about the likelihood of EcoRocket ever being finished; however, they just need to embrace “new space”.