Starbase, TX — Today, SpaceX announced that they will be replacing lunar starship with a full falcon 9. It appears that they are doing this because of the amount of time that it is taking to re-secure the NASA contract, and they still want to have a working lander even if Lunar Starship falls through. Here to comment on this is JT Cooney, head starship designer.
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This probably means that so far this is a secret program that SpaceX wants to hide.