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Not to be outdone by Dogecoin, Bitcoin announces the BIT-1 satellite.
ULA

Not to be outdone by Dogecoin, Bitcoin announces the BIT-1 satellite.

In a recent tweet, Bitcoin announced that they plan to send a small smallSat to the moon on a ULA Atlas V rocket. This decision came about after Dogecoin announced the DOGE-1 mission. This satellite will be a large bitcoin with two solar panels, a small propulsion system, and a

  • gzzi
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gzzi, ∆V May 10, 2021 • 1 min read
Tory Bruno's mustache nominated as new NASA administrator
Vulcan

Tory Bruno's mustache nominated as new NASA administrator

Washington, D.C.– In an exciting new development for the future of NASA, the Biden Administration has nominated a new NASA administrator... the mustache of Tory Bruno! This came as a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.  The decision was clarified in a statement at the White House

  • Luke Prail
Luke Prail Apr 19, 2021 • 1 min read
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