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Due to Blue Origin Delays, ULA uses stolen RS-25 From SLS Core Stage, Delays SLS Program By 3 Years

Written by All Rockets Boi and Dev_135 Huntsville, AL - NASA tweeted today that the RS-25 engines for SLS were found missing from the core stage, and ULA revealed they are changing Vulcan-Centaur's fuel to Hydrolox and not Methalox. At Apogee, we connected the dots and found this photograph

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Starliner flight delayed, spacecraft afraid to fly

Cape Canaveral – FL, Just yesterday, Boeing announced that the Starliner wont fly due to "other missions". However, the ULA seagull reported to us that the Spacecraft is actually afraid to fly. Our undercover agent, Space Boi went to the Boeing factory to inspect what was going on. This is what

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ULA Rocketship arrives at Port, forgets to take booster

Vandenberg AFB, CA - Last night (May 22nd) ULA's rocketship arrived at Port. Workers had opened the door expecting a Delta IV booster for the upcoming NROL-91 mission, but there was nothing inside and it seemed to be empty. In a statement ULA CEO Tory Bruno said: "We are aware

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Not to be outdone by Dogecoin, Bitcoin announces the BIT-1 satellite.

In a recent tweet, Bitcoin announced that they plan to send a small smallSat to the moon on a ULA Atlas V rocket. This decision came about after Dogecoin announced the DOGE-1 mission. This satellite will be a large bitcoin with two solar panels, a small propulsion system, and a

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ULA, SpaceX merge, announce Falcon Centaur.

Centennial, CO-In a recent announcement, United Launch Alliance (ULA) and SpaceX will merge to create ULX. ULX's first product will be Falcon Centaur using SpaceX's Falcon 9 first stage and ULA's Centaur upper stage. Both Starship and Vulcan development will be halted immediately to support Falcon Centaur development. Looking into

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Tory Bruno's mustache nominated as new NASA administrator

Washington, D.C.– In an exciting new development for the future of NASA, the Biden Administration has nominated a new NASA administrator... the mustache of Tory Bruno! This came as a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. The decision was clarified in a statement at the White House

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ULA Readies Vulcan for 150 Meter Hop

Cape Canaveral, FL--United Launch Alliance (ULA) has recently placed a Vulcan test vehicle on the pad at Space Launch Complex 41 (SLC-41). Like their competitor, SpaceX, ULA will begin first with a 150 meter hop of Vulcan later this week. Vulcan will first light it's two BE-4 engines at low

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ULA to develop the Atlas IV

Decatur, AL--To keep the Atlas series of rockets alive, ULA has revealed the "Atlas IV", which is an improved version of its predecessor, the "Atlas V". The "Atlas IV" will have 2 RD-180 engines, making up 4 nozzles, along with a 4 engine centaur upper stage. The rocket can be