Washington, D.C.– In an exciting new development for the future of NASA, the Biden Administration has nominated a new NASA administrator... the mustache of Tory Bruno!
This came as a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. The decision was clarified in a statement at the White House early on April 18.
"Tory Bruno's mustache has led the spaceflight industry for years, we feel it is the best choice to strive to return humans back to the Moon, and on to Mars."
Mr. Bruno's mustache is to take office as early as next week, White House sources say.
Whatever strategy the mustache takes to further human spaceflight, we can be sure it will be a wise one. Tory Bruno has lead United Launch Alliance for years with the aid of his mustache, and it will be missed by many at ULA.