ULA Rocketship arrives at Port, forgets to take booster

ULA Rocketship arrives at Port, forgets to take booster

Vandenberg AFB, CA - Last night (May 22nd) ULA's rocketship arrived at Port. Workers had opened the door expecting a Delta IV booster for the upcoming NROL-91 mission, but there was nothing inside and it seemed to be empty. In a statement ULA CEO Tory Bruno said:

"We are aware that Rocketship forgot to take the Delta IV booster to Port, engineers later found the booster stashed behind our facility in Decatur. We are working closely with the ULA Seagull Force to find out how such an embarrassing thing happened"

Rocketship is now getting ready to leave Port and head to Decatur where it will undergo some upgrades such as more sensors and cameras in the ship. A few days after that it will have to take the Delta IV booster back to Vandenberg.

Photo Credit: Rocketship

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